Drinking from the water hose.......

I've been looking for a water hose to keep at the front of the house. Didn't want a huge hose laying around. Things have to be tidy. Standing at the check out in Walgreen's today I spotted a water hose that doesn't take up a lot of room. Even though my Knock Out Roses will hide it I still didn't want this huge hose laying around.
It's the hose that grows to 50 feet, lightweight, stores easy and it's tangle resistant. Sounds like what I've been looking for.

I've seen these on TV but never paid much attention to them. The secret to the accordion design is that it automatically expands when the water is turned on. Then with a flip of a switch and drained it goes back to it's original size. For only $19.99 I figured it's worth a try.
Reading the instructions I notice some important safety information that informs me not to drink for this hose. The water in the hose my become contaminated and cause serious health effects.....really!!!

Do you know how many water hose's I've drank from when I was a kid. I'm sure you're thinking the same thing. That's what you did when you were thirsty. Instead of running inside you just grabbed the hose, let the water run for a minute and drink. I guess we're all contaminated. My girl's drank from the hose many times when they were little. Think of all the things we did as a kid that has now been studied to make us sick or worse kill us.