The special....

   Today was suppose to be my day off but due to the Valentine's Day rush I went in for a few hours. I had just finished with my funeral work and in came a customer. We greeted each other and we talked for a few minutes. As I began taking the order for his sweetie, he ask me if we had a, "tight ass special." I started to laugh and told him the "tight ass special" starts as $40 bucks.  He thought that was a good price and made me promisee that I wouldn't tell anyone just how tight he was.

 One of these day's I need to write a book about the happenings in a flower shop. I've heard it all and seen it all. But I'm like a doctor, I've taken an oath to not tell everything.....